Fair warning: boring is not in my vocabulary. If you're looking for a quiet mouse who will hang on your every word, keep scrolling. I'm the ultimate cocktail of wit, irony, and just the right amount of sass - the kind that leaves you more dizzy than champagne. I love figuring people out like they're complex puzzles. I have a feeling there's a lot to figure out with you.My interests include: drining men wild (with passion, not arguments), collecting rare vinyl records (or your secret thoughts), and finding the best coffee in the city. The last one, I propose we [more]
